Friday, January 25, 2013

Seems Legit: Direct Deposit Alert Email From Russian Dancer Hottie

Yes, thank you. I will click on that link right now.

Yours faithfully,


Thursday, July 26, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Soy Is Instrument Of The Devil


 He is known by many names. He no longer hides his purpose nor his methods.

Friday, March 9, 2012

All Kind Jaggery on Aisle 6

As I am a fan of ball-shaped sweet foods, I had come to buy some chum-chum, rasgulla, and gulabjamun balls, but I could not resist what Aisle 6 had to offer. I put down my grocery basket, and began to flail my arms about and strutting around like an injured rooster, puckering my lips like I had just eaten all the sour achaar pickles on aisle 7. As I was quite forcibly escorted out by security, I loudly continued my assertion that I've got moo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ooves like Jagger.

Don't Touch My Food

When you place food items in the office refrigerator, it is wise to place a note on them with your name and also a date. If that does not suffice in keeping your food items unmolested, you can try a different approach.

Dirty Hole Needs Punishment

A few minutes later, I was escorted away by security

Friday, February 3, 2012

I Am For It

Yes, I am for it. My opponents falsely claim I was for it before I was against it. I have not reversed my position.