Friday, February 29, 2008

Crisp Wafers In Hellfire

The official candy of infidels.

Ballcock Coupling Nut Washer

I didn't know you had to wash your nuts after ball/cock coupling. This was at the hardware store, in the plumbing aisle. The Hardware Store and The Plumbing Aisle are not gay bars.

Utah has BALLS!

According to name statistics on WhitePages.com, Utah is the top-ranked state for listings of people with the last name Balls (map).

In addition to this, the Leet translation of the word "balls" is 84115 - a zip code in Salt Lake City, UT.