Halloween: Sexy Time Of Cleaning And Damnation

Halloween is upon us. According to some, it is an evil occasion that must be avoided. Judging from the popularity of these French maid costumes at the Halloween costume store, this is probably a good time of the year to do some cleaning around the house.


and perhaps do some cleansing of the soul by way of prayer...

These nuns are like nun other.

I wonder what Sheikh Abdul Mohsin Al-Obaikan would say about this. I also wonder, why do all those people who went to Catholic school complain about nuns who spanked them?

It may be a time of evil, or a time of cleaning, or prayer. That is up to the individual to decide. But certainly this will be a time to celebrate Gamblin', Liquor, and Whores for all.

Your Prayers May Be Rendered Invalid

After receiving a warning from beyond, I decided to observe the fast for the entire month of Ramadan. The month of fasting is followed by a communal Eid al-Fitr prayer service, followed by uncontrolled eating.

This year, several area mosque organizations arranged for a joint gathering and rented out the exhibition center for a crowd of what looked like several thousand believers, with a few doubtfuls mixed in.

Perhaps I need to consult with my favorite Saudi cleric to be certain, but I suspect that the prayers of thousands may have been rendered invalid by the banner of a liquor-sipping barelegged seductress in a house of games-of-chance in clear sight. In other words, Gamblin', Liquor, and Whores.

Gamblin', Liquor, and Whores. And SEO

As a software engineer working mostly on the web, I have had to deal with the black magic art of SEO. But few people know my true love is the arts that include literature, music, and cinema.

So it was a pleasant confluence of concerns when I found out that I have fine-tuned the SEO value of the term Gamblin', Liquor, and Whores -- which I intend to make the name of my first yet-to-be-released album of the best music you will have ever heard -- as a way to find this very blog.

I suppose I can now also put SEO Expert on my software engineering resume.

Saudi Cleric: Islam Permits Women to Drive

Sheikh Abdul Mohsin Al-Obaikan, my favorite Saudi cleric, points out that Islamic law does not prohibit women driving. Still waiting for the sheikh's approval on the big/best three vices: Gamblin', Liquor, and Whores (also the title of my yet-to-be released first album).