Endangered Species: Saudi Virgins

A high religious council in Saudi Arabia has issued a report which claims that relaxing the country's law and allowing women to drive will inevitably lead to "no more virgins", and there will be a surge in prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality.

Three thoughts:

1. What does my favorite Saudi Cleric say about this? He had previously stated that women can drive.
2. If true, this is somewhat good news considering the eventual demise of blondes.
3. What if they let women drive in America, we could be overrun by prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality. We could become like France!