Endangered Species: Saudi Virgins

A high religious council in Saudi Arabia has issued a report which claims that relaxing the country's law and allowing women to drive will inevitably lead to "no more virgins", and there will be a surge in prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality.

Three thoughts:

1. What does my favorite Saudi Cleric say about this? He had previously stated that women can drive.
2. If true, this is somewhat good news considering the eventual demise of blondes.
3. What if they let women drive in America, we could be overrun by prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality. We could become like France!
   

Problem With Processing Dirty Regions

Processing dirty regions is not an easy task, it makes computers have internal errors. It makes computers feel dirty inside.

Forgive Me For I Thought I Could Sin Here

I decided to visit a church in the area after seeing a notice about their Sunday offerings.

The most recent house of worship from which I was forcibly ejected by security.

Not having been raised in the tradition of Christendom, I was unfamiliar with the true function of the array of private booths that lined the wall. My complaints about the entertainment on the other side of the divider caused most unfortunate confusion.

While being escorted out of the service by church security guards who became physically forceful, I turned the other cheek.

The Facebooks Know What You Might Like

Technology is frightening, your phone knows what you wanted. And the interwebs understand you more than you know. But sometimes robots do not have the human touch and make their suggestions in inappropriate groupings.

I love Pixar movies, that is true. Toy Story 3 made me cry. So obviously I would like nekkid pr()Nz.

The iPhone Knows What You Really Meant

No, I did not mean that

I was searching for a Coinstar app in the iPhone App Store so I could locate a nearby machine and exchange my coins for a gift certificate. The iPhone made an unsettling assumption -- perhaps with uncanny insight -- about what I wanted to find.