The iPhone Knows What You Really Meant

No, I did not mean that

I was searching for a Coinstar app in the iPhone App Store so I could locate a nearby machine and exchange my coins for a gift certificate. The iPhone made an unsettling assumption -- perhaps with uncanny insight -- about what I wanted to find.

50 Beautiful And 3 Ugly Ones

Clever sign to sell mobile phones makes a reference to popular tagline of a well known chain of strip clu... gentlemen's clubs. I'll take one of the ugly ones.

I've only seen the sign from the road.

Phone Booth Party

Some people need to have a drink before making important phone calls, like interviewing for a job or asking someone out for a date. Sometimes it takes a few to get your courage in place. Sometimes you can't wait to get to the party, and must have your own at the transit center.

Smoke Crack All Day WiFi

I decided to check my email while riding the bus, and my phone informed me of the available wireless networks within range.

Phone Call From (res) tri-cted

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Some LOL-ness from my online voicemail tool. Someone tell these guys to use s/(\d{3})(\d{3})(\d{4})/($1) $2-$3/ to match a phone number pattern instead of /(.{3})(.{3})(.{4})/. For a text manipulation geek -- and nobody else -- this is (HYS) TER-ICAL!