Die Goldmädchen: Thank You For Being A Nazi

We loved the Golden Girls. They were wise, dumb, cynical, and slutty. They told stories of St. Olaf Minnesota, They made us picture Sicily in the 1920s. They entertained gentleman callers on the lanai. But mostly they ate cheesecake in the kitchen.

On their Nazi chairs!

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January Mubarak

But it's only June.

January Mubarak is:

a) Sister of Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak.

b) Syrian stunt double of Mad Men actress January Jones.

c) A subtle hint to replace the lunar month of Ramadan with the solar month of January in which fasting from dawn to sunset is a small ordeal considering the short days and cool weather. Nice try, CAPTCHA, but not even my favorite Saudi cleric would support this kind of reform.

Umar's Television Debut

Umar opens the show



Umar has a situation



Umar makes a big mistake



Umar... WTF