Ball Cake!

I've already covered my hypothesis that the whole world loves ball-shaped foods. Proof of the theorem to follow, and I won't go into more detail here. But...

Always on the lookout for arrangements of words I can use as expressions of delight or anguish originally unintended as such, like "Sweet Supari!", I am pleased to announce my latest discovery:

Ball Cake!

e.g.:

Negative usage:
"Hey man, I heard there are going to be layoffs."
"Ball Cake!"

Positive usage:
"You are being promoted to director."
"Ball Cake!"

Hot Kid Honey Ball Cookies

There are many differences across cultures of the world. We speak different languages, we wear different pants. But we are united in the love of honey-flavored and ball-shaped snacks. There is still hope.

Halloween: Sexy Time Of Cleaning And Damnation

Halloween is upon us. According to some, it is an evil occasion that must be avoided. Judging from the popularity of these French maid costumes at the Halloween costume store, this is probably a good time of the year to do some cleaning around the house.


and perhaps do some cleansing of the soul by way of prayer...

These nuns are like nun other.

I wonder what Sheikh Abdul Mohsin Al-Obaikan would say about this. I also wonder, why do all those people who went to Catholic school complain about nuns who spanked them?

It may be a time of evil, or a time of cleaning, or prayer. That is up to the individual to decide. But certainly this will be a time to celebrate Gamblin', Liquor, and Whores for all.

Break Me Off A Piece Of That Crazy Japanese KitKat Bar

Thanks to Donald who brought me a bunch of crazy KitKat flavors from his trip to Japan:

Apple vinegar, apples & carrots, green tea, white chocolate (the most boring flavor in this group), the "I don't know WTF this is" according to Donald (which we determined is something with rice puffs and perhaps red beans) although the picture on the box suggests a meatball enveloped by a tater-tot, plums, dark chocolate with butter cookie, and... yes... soy sauce KitKats.

Just one missing ingredient: Hell Fire