Don't Drink My Not Vodka, It's Not Vodka

I'm saving it to drink with my lunch.

See Also: Don't Touch My Food

Don't Touch My Food

When you place food items in the office refrigerator, it is wise to place a note on them with your name and also a date. If that does not suffice in keeping your food items unmolested, you can try a different approach.

Reflections on Personal Limitations and Desires

I admire people who do not hesitate to point out their limitations, and are not afraid to tell you what they like.


See also: Reflections on Humanity

Why Terrorists Hate Our Freedom

Because dogs need to feel cozy when changing television channels or playing backgammon.

Reflections on Humanity, Economics, and Whores

While I appreciate honesty on the part of people who ask something of me, I do not think "Why lie, I need beer" or "Need cash for weed" merit my donation. Sorry, I can't support your bad habit. Unless...

This guy went for the unexpected. He also got points for politeness ("please"). I gave him a dollar for the privilege of taking his photo. Later I pondered that if he got someone to donate the full amount, he would have to sacrifice on quality in one of the two items he is requesting. (If I'm wrong about that, I would be interested in further information.)

See also: Reflections on Limitations