Pakistani Cigarettes Warn Against Health Risks

My Urdu is not perfect, but the warning roughly translates to: "Cigarettes are harmful to your health, and they will totally fuck up your mustache."

Reflections on Personal Limitations and Desires

I admire people who do not hesitate to point out their limitations, and are not afraid to tell you what they like.


See also: Reflections on Humanity

Chinese Cigarettes Emotionally Manipulative

The warning sticker on this pack of cigarettes is either playing on the guilt of polluting women and children's space with second-hand smoke, or these people are frightened by the approach of the fire-breathing Godzilla.

Where To Get A Bone & Joint In This Town

Driving around in Everett late at night, I was excited to see the sign for a place which offered exactly what you want to discover in a place like Everett late at night.

Another place of business from which I was forcibly ejected by security.

Needless to say I was quite disappointed to learn that this was not a place where I could get the two things that the sign suggests.

As I was being escorted out, I found hard to believe their assertion that nobody else had ever come in expecting services involving drugs and whores.

Smokin' Poles At The Airport