All Kind Jaggery on Aisle 6

As I am a fan of ball-shaped sweet foods, I had come to buy some chum-chum, rasgulla, and gulabjamun balls, but I could not resist what Aisle 6 had to offer. I put down my grocery basket, and began to flail my arms about and strutting around like an injured rooster, puckering my lips like I had just eaten all the sour achaar pickles on aisle 7. As I was quite forcibly escorted out by security, I loudly continued my assertion that I've got moo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ooves like Jagger.

Don't Touch My Food

When you place food items in the office refrigerator, it is wise to place a note on them with your name and also a date. If that does not suffice in keeping your food items unmolested, you can try a different approach.

Dirty Hole Needs Punishment

A few minutes later, I was escorted away by security