Creamy Colon Snack

Nothing satisfies a snack craving like...

Cream-filled for that refreshing feeling.

Sorry, Girls, This Chocolate Is For Men.

Women can't handle this.

Another item which proves men are better equipped to endure bitterness than women. This bitter chocolate snack is made for men. Women can not withstand its power. According to the warning on the packaging written in Japanese, which I understand fluently -- or "wakarimasu" -- only 11% of women have the strength to tolerate the flavor of these chocolate-dipped twigs.

Update: This is also not for girls.

The iPhone Knows What You Really Meant

No, I did not mean that

I was searching for a Coinstar app in the iPhone App Store so I could locate a nearby machine and exchange my coins for a gift certificate. The iPhone made an unsettling assumption -- perhaps with uncanny insight -- about what I wanted to find.

50 Beautiful And 3 Ugly Ones

Clever sign to sell mobile phones makes a reference to popular tagline of a well known chain of strip clu... gentlemen's clubs. I'll take one of the ugly ones.

I've only seen the sign from the road.

Phone Booth Party

Some people need to have a drink before making important phone calls, like interviewing for a job or asking someone out for a date. Sometimes it takes a few to get your courage in place. Sometimes you can't wait to get to the party, and must have your own at the transit center.

Jelly Rats

The Swedes do it again. Add to this their list of contributions (see Action Stars, Pop Icons, Safe Automobiles, Masters of Cuisine, Robotic Tennis Stars, Unpronounceable Furniture, Controversial Advertising Figures, and recognition of excellence in all the aforementioned areas) to make the world a better place.

Update: Swedish coffee induces Hella Boners.

Chinese Cigarettes Emotionally Manipulative

The warning sticker on this pack of cigarettes is either playing on the guilt of polluting women and children's space with second-hand smoke, or these people are frightened by the approach of the fire-breathing Godzilla.