Endangered Species: Saudi Virgins

A high religious council in Saudi Arabia has issued a report which claims that relaxing the country's law and allowing women to drive will inevitably lead to "no more virgins", and there will be a surge in prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality.

Three thoughts:

1. What does my favorite Saudi Cleric say about this? He had previously stated that women can drive.
2. If true, this is somewhat good news considering the eventual demise of blondes.
3. What if they let women drive in America, we could be overrun by prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality. We could become like France!
   

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Caution: Falling Is Fun!

It is a good idea to put a sign when there is a danger of customers sustaining injury on your premises. In case someone gets hurt, you are covered against lawsuits.

"Weeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Unless your sign suggests that the process of sustaining that injury is also a fun experience, especially for kids. Even more so if the setting is a water park in which the sign can be interpreted as an additional activity like the wave pool or the tornado slide.

Problem With Processing Dirty Regions

Processing dirty regions is not an easy task, it makes computers have internal errors. It makes computers feel dirty inside.