Seems Legit: Direct Deposit Alert Email From Russian Dancer Hottie

Yes, thank you. I will click on that link right now.

Yours faithfully,

John

Don't Drink My Not Vodka, It's Not Vodka

I'm saving it to drink with my lunch.

See Also: Don't Touch My Food

Soy Is Instrument Of The Devil

 

 He is known by many names. He no longer hides his purpose nor his methods.

All Kind Jaggery on Aisle 6

As I am a fan of ball-shaped sweet foods, I had come to buy some chum-chum, rasgulla, and gulabjamun balls, but I could not resist what Aisle 6 had to offer. I put down my grocery basket, and began to flail my arms about and strutting around like an injured rooster, puckering my lips like I had just eaten all the sour achaar pickles on aisle 7. As I was quite forcibly escorted out by security, I loudly continued my assertion that I've got moo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ooves like Jagger.

Don't Touch My Food

When you place food items in the office refrigerator, it is wise to place a note on them with your name and also a date. If that does not suffice in keeping your food items unmolested, you can try a different approach.

Dirty Hole Needs Punishment

A few minutes later, I was escorted away by security

I Am For It

Yes, I am for it. My opponents falsely claim I was for it before I was against it. I have not reversed my position.