Endangered Species: Saudi Virgins

A high religious council in Saudi Arabia has issued a report which claims that relaxing the country's law and allowing women to drive will inevitably lead to "no more virgins", and there will be a surge in prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality.

Three thoughts:

1. What does my favorite Saudi Cleric say about this? He had previously stated that women can drive.
2. If true, this is somewhat good news considering the eventual demise of blondes.
3. What if they let women drive in America, we could be overrun by prostitution, pornography, and homosexuality. We could become like France!
   

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Your Mental Wellbeing

On a scale of 10 to 10, how angry are you?

If Your Street Is Too Dry

Then take a left onto...


This happens to be one block away from where this happened.

Facebook is Smart... and Hungry

Caution: Falling Is Fun!

It is a good idea to put a sign when there is a danger of customers sustaining injury on your premises. In case someone gets hurt, you are covered against lawsuits.

"Weeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Unless your sign suggests that the process of sustaining that injury is also a fun experience, especially for kids. Even more so if the setting is a water park in which the sign can be interpreted as an additional activity like the wave pool or the tornado slide.

Problem With Processing Dirty Regions

Processing dirty regions is not an easy task, it makes computers have internal errors. It makes computers feel dirty inside.

Clock Whistling

I'm not sure if Clock Whistling is an activity that I would advise for children even if I knew WTF it was. This child seems to be in pain.

Caution: Man Jumping On Stack Of Mattresses

Watch where you're going, you could get jumped.

Swedish Coffee Gives Many Erections

The list of Swedish accomplishments are many and have been listed here. Now they have solved the problem of erectile dysfunction with a type of coffee which promises to induce a high number of erections ("Hella Boner" in American Slang).

Pakistani Cigarettes Warn Against Health Risks

My Urdu is not perfect, but the warning roughly translates to: "Cigarettes are harmful to your health, and they will totally fuck up your mustache."

Forgive Me For I Thought I Could Sin Here

I decided to visit a church in the area after seeing a notice about their Sunday offerings.

The most recent house of worship from which I was forcibly ejected by security.

Not having been raised in the tradition of Christendom, I was unfamiliar with the true function of the array of private booths that lined the wall. My complaints about the entertainment on the other side of the divider caused most unfortunate confusion.

While being escorted out of the service by church security guards who became physically forceful, I turned the other cheek.